Ralph's Rant Archive

Funky or Funkum?

02 July 2010

Glastonbury at its best.

Pagan Worship

21 June 2010

Men in frocks march through the town on the annual Glastonbury Pilgrimage. Summer solstice 2010.

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The Real Glastonbury

16 June 2010

Dirty Washing

18 May 2010

Can you really trust your estate agent?!

Muerto

22 April 2010

Ralph does it with Doritos.

They didn't like it.

And now for something completely different

18 January 2010

'Reconnect' from isitso

 

Lost Property!

03 November 2009

Spend nine minutes in Ralph's company.

Estate Agents - at their best.

19 October 2009

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Introducing the Glastonbury pole dancer

19 September 2009

'Wrong in so many ways' Dom from Bath.

 

Ralph goes mad for lightbulbs

10 September 2009

Why?

Why are all Estate Agents the same?

15 July 2009

To answer that you have to understand where an Estate Agent comes from. No, not from under a rock, near but not right. Estate Agents all come from minor public schools. They're the ones that weren't bright enough to become Lawyers.

The Estate Agency handbook describes an Estate Agent as 'someone who'll show you his fanny if you buy him a drink'. I don't know about that but I do know you ought to be able to choose an agent on the basis of if you can trust them rather than on what's your favorite corporate colour scheme - blue or a slightly different shade of blue.